Late to the Party

I know I'm like the 5 billionth person to say this, but Fuck Dane Cook. Fuck him right in his retarded ass. I don't feel like writing anything witty here, cause fuck if Dane Cook can get famous by not being funny, maybe I can get a job. Fuck you Mr. Cook. Loud does not equal Funny. You know if you knew Dane Cook, you'd take the time to rape him with bad end of a shovel. Seriously, get pancreatic cancer and die. Go die. HAHAHAHAH!! See how funny I am?

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Unemployment leads to: Volume 1

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