You will never guess who was standing there...It was a sasquatch...yeah old bigfoot himself. It seems that sasquatchi love pterodactyl....eating pterodactyl that is....No other words said, we took chase...I was falling behind so Tiny (he told me all of his friends call him Tiny) anywhoo...Tiny stopped and swept me up and put me on his shoulders (did I mention that sasquatchi are huge..I mean I am not a little guy but this dude was huge. Sooooo, as we lumbered across the terrain, me clinging to Tiny's flowing brownhair, he said watch this. He lept into the air and we were flying, all superman style...Yeah freakin flying....Sasquatchi can FLY. It was beautiful, the wind was flowing through my hair cause I had taken my shirt off (imagine riding on a flying saquatch and not taking your shirt off). We finally spotted the flying lizard and old Tiny turned and took chase. Tiny was nipping at the pterodactyl's heels...he swatted, the pterodactyl looked back and gasped...when he did my cell phone fell out of his mouth and was falling toward a huge lake or a Loch if you may (cause it seems that we had flown all the way over to Scotland)...As I saw my phone floating down toward the cold water...I shouted NOOOOOOO I HAVE TO CALL MY BUDDY HEPHHHHHHHH. I jumped off Tiny and was diving toward the Loch. Tiny saw what happened and said, "that is a true friend to do that for someone's buddy like that, I am gonna catch this bastard and rip him to shreads then come backto get you". I didn't care, I knew what I had to do...as I was swooping toward my phone (kinda like Harry Potter going for that little flying ball in a quiddich match) this huge Dino looking thing came up out of the water and caught me in one of his huge flippers just as I snatched my phone. I said thanks buddy...he said "no problem". He moved over and gently sat me down on the bank. I sat there waiting for Tiny to come back thinking that no one will ever believe this. About that time Tiny showed back up with the pterodactyl's limp dead body in his grasp. I asked him to pose in a picture with me and the Dino looking thingy. He said no problem.
"No problem."
Because we are all so big I couldn't just do the self-pic thing...I looked around for someone to take our picture. Just then a little dude dressed in all green walked up mumbling something about lucky charms. I asked him if he would take our picture with my cell phone...He said cool...I saidcool. Soo we struck a pose and the little bastard took off. He was fast...I mean super fast. My phone was gone for ever. I looked at my watch and told Tiny that I needed to get to work...He said no problem and flew me back. As I was walking up to work this morning (So sad cause I couldn't call my buddy on his birthday) guess what I saw...guess...bet you can't..It was a huge pile of green sasquatch shit. It seems that sasquatch like to eat little dudes dressed in all green also...I stood there staring at the poo and though I heard something....I did...I did...Could it be...it was the General Lee's horn. I reached in and there it was....My phone. I stuck it my pocket and hummed. So like I said I am sorry I was not able to call you on your birthday.
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