With Barack Obama banging knuckles with any a-hole, yahoo, bumpkin, world leader, family member or freak that's out there, people have gotten way to in to fist bumping.
"Daddy, there's a negro behind us.""Fist bump me and say wazzup, they like that."
What's the deal with punching someone in the fist anyway? What's it prove? That you can punch really softly? Is that a skill we need to demonstrate everytime we get the appropriate amount of foam in a latte?
"By the power vested in me, you get to be secretary of ass whuppins."
Maybe everyone hopes they can get awesome shapechanging powers if they find their long lost sibling from whatever the hell planet the wonder twins were from.
"Shape of a T-Rex."
" Form of ... well fuck it, you know what jan? I'm gay, I don't care if it kills Dad. I can't live the lie anymore. I'm GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY."
Speaking of super hero's. Why the fuck is Spiderman fist bumping the president? Doesn't he have whining or crime fighting to do?
"Move along sir, we don't like your kind around here."
Spiderman fist bumps should be much more angry and more like punches and kicks and stuff.
Appropriate use of fist bump
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