1: Do not play punch bug. You`ll be arrested for spousal abuse in like 5 minutes.
2: Mexican marketing works by putting a big ass version of whatever you sell on your front sign. You sell cars, then a car goes there, you sell chairs then you make two of those fuckers at least 15 feet high and then everyone knows you sell chairs. You own a "gentlemen`s" club, you get 20 foot signs with outlines of women on them. Then people know you`re all about gentlemen.
3: "A little hot" means you get an 300 degree fork through your tongue to help cool down how goddamn hot that shit was.
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