A letter from the editor

Dear fellow Hung Bardians,
Hello! How's it going? Sometime, when no one is around, I like to piss myself and then blame it on my cat, for fun! This makes me feel like a big man and I'm never going to stop! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ok, so I don't do that but I say that just to illustrate a point: That was some strong bourbon.

Self appointed editor (who is so bad at spelling, he immeadiatly abdicates the position to anyone other than Brian),
Anton

P.S. I'm not drunk right now, but rather am tired... and on my lunch break... and bored... Have you ever wondered how many kittens eating you alive it would take before it stopped being cute? Not many, that's my guess. Ooooh! Oooooh! I did get Dragon Ball Evolution in on hold (Its the live action affair). However when I look at the cover it makes me sad (and laugh too, wow, who thought this was a good idea!?). It seems that these actors want to be taken seriously (or so it is implied by the cover) and sadly, no one ever will. I actually kinda hope that the film is one and half hours of everyone powering up followed by some super kinky makeout scenes with the ladies that cause rocks and mountians and stuff to explode and whatnot. I realize though that this is only a dream and the actual movie will be even more lame. Ah well, back to work. I hope some homeless guy sees some invisible monsters and runs out screaming. That would put a smile back on my face.