Yeah, you knew this was coming...

Recently, our friend Justin has lost a dear part of himself. His beard, that steady companion of his, was taken from us all in a tragic ninja ambush attack. I think. Point is, it's not there anymore.

"Face lonely..."

But have no fear, thanks to the power of Photoshop, we can project what Justin's future beards may or may defiantly not look like...

First, we have "The Patch." Basically, Justin just grows a single patch of hair on his neck. The advantages of "The Patch" is that Justin would be scary as all hell. I mean, no one would want to mess with a guy with a random patch of hair growing off the side of his neck. The disadvantage is that Justin is trying to find a job, so "The Patch" may not be the best choice...

"Why yes, I have my Masters in Communication, and DON'T LOOK AT IT. YOU'LL MAKE IT ANGRY. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS CAPABLE OF!!!!! Yes, Undergrad from EKU."

Next up is "The Gay Hitler." I don't think anything else needs to be said about this one.

"Seig heil sailor..."

And then we have "The Canadian," used to sport a more rugged look. This is a great beard for people who like to drink beer and/or have an Adamantium skeleton.

"Sup, bub?"

And lastly, we have "The American." Perfect if Justin plans on going to NASCAR rallies or town hall protests.

"My beard ain't want none of your gov'ment run health care!"