Well folks, its over. Iron man will no longer be the lovable, belligerant drunk we all know and love (or emulate if you're Fatbeard). Wolverine and the Punisher will finally "put it in the happy box". Cyclops...well he'll stay the same but Mary Jane watson will never wear daisy dukes again and the Black Cat is gonna have to cover up. Its finally happened, two superpowers from our childhood Disney and Marvel fought it out, and Marvel lost.
In an attempt to boost sales amonst young boys, Disney bought Marvel, and with it the rights to all Marvel characters. Does this mean Wolverine, with his desire for socially awkward redheads will finally bang Ariel? Will we finally get a lesbian scene between Storm and Jasmine? Doubtful, but I bet every one of you though about it for a second when I mentioned it (its ok, its hot).
See folks, the problem is Marvel was one side of a young boy's (or 28ish man living alone or with other guys) desires. Superpowers, a carefree life and hot women perpetually in skimpy clothes and cheesecake poses. Disney was the childhood innocence the young boy (or said men) have as well. They're two completely different beasts, and when one encroaches on the other, someone is gonna lose.
Its a sad day for drunken rich playboys in powersuits, telepathic cripples, and superhuman clones everywhere. The booze is history, the tits will shrink, the clothes will grow and the sex drive of young boys (and gamers) will be perminantly weaked.
Oh well, there's always DC (Powergirl....mmmmm).
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