Anton E-Mail #1

Jesus award, eh? Well, that's kinda interesting considering the other party I went to.
So there I was, standing in the corner of the living room with my back to the rest of the the party. I had just been staring at my feet, and was getting ready to switch things up and stare at the wall when Jesus showed up at the party.
He was all like, "Heya Clark, I'm just here to say good luck to you in Germany. JESUS, SHA-POW!!"
He dropped to one knee, lowered his head and stretched his arms out like an airplane. Suddenly the room erupted in sparkles and pyrotechnics and a booming voice declared, "JESU-WHAA?!?!!!! JESU-WHOO?!!?!?."
Everyone applauded at this entrance, but I wasn't impressed.
"Hey you! Yeah, you! What the hell is your problem!? No one thinks you're cool. No one thinks you are better than me. Why don't you just get the hell out of my way!"
This surprised everyone since, apparently, no one knew I was even at the party.
Clark was all like, "Anton? What the hell!?! You weren't invited to this party. I've only met you, like... once. How did you find out about this party"
And I was all like, " I used the Internet, but there is no time for that now Clark, I gotta set this guy straight."
Jesus was all like, " Don't worry, I can handle this."
And I was all like, " Oh yeah? Can you handle this...?" and with that I started dancing.
It was magnificent; everyone fell silent. They stood there slack-jawed, in awe of my skill and grace. There was no music playing, but my movements mirrored the music that was in everyone thoughts and hearts. As I finished the number with jazz hands, every one blinked tears away and one of the girls sobbed in her boyfriends arms.
"That...that was beautiful. Such grace, such strength... and jazz hands. Anton, I'm sorry i didn't invite you to my part", sobbed Clark as he leaned against my back.
"That's O.K. Clark, I forgive you."
"Well...I...Uhh...that is...lets see you do this", spluttered Jesus as he tried recovered his composure. He waved his hands in the air and suddenly there were cute little rabbits everywhere with flowers sticking out of their backs. They hopped up to girls at the party and offered their flowers. When the girls took the flowers, the rabbits combined into one big puff of smoke that smelled a bit like like perfume and rainbows.
There was silence.
"Sorry Jesus, not good enough", I declared as everybody erupted into cheering and applause and rushed to pick me up and carry me to the couch. Once on the couch, I was brought a crown and a scepter and declared emperor of the party. As every one began to get back to the party, I noticed Jesus sitting by himself in the corner.
I walked up tho him and sat down.
"I'm sorry... I think I got something in... my eye" said Jesus as he turned away from me to hide his tears.
I was all like, "Hey buddy, don't cry. Sometimes, life doesn't play by the rules. Come over here and drink with me."
Jesus wiped his eyes, turned to me and said, " You are as wise as you are an awesome dancer."
We went back over to the couch and sat down.
About 15 minutes/6 drinks later we were laughing and giving each other high-fives.
"O.K. Jesus, here's what we're going to do, you and I. We are going to fight crime together. You can be Lord Jesus of the Anton brigade. I'll be Fanglord Dyno-mite."
"I want to be Fanglord Dyno-mite", whined Jesus sluggishly as he flopped onto the table.
"Uhm... No." I responded as he started snoring.
It was a great party.
So... anyway... uhm... that's sorta why me getting the Jesus award thing was pretty funny... and stuff...