The character I hate the most would have to be the Mandarin from Captain America and The Avengers the arcade game. I mean, holy crap is he hard core! The difference between the arcade and the genesis version is that the arcade game wants your quarters. When the Mandarin show up to fight, he still flashes onto the screen in the most assy, arcade-rendered way possible screaming, "SEE MY POWER!" in a crazed computer voice. So I'm all like, "Don't worry guys I got this one; I've kicked his ass in the past so hopefully I don't embarrass him too much this time. Ladies, you might want to avert your eyes."
I CAN'T MOVE!
"What. The. Fuck."
I CAN'T MOVE!
"You son of a bitch."
I CAN'T MOVE!
"Die, die die!
I CAN'T MOVE!
"Finally! Jesus Christ!"
At this point my friend from work chimes in, beer in hand, "Don't get cocky kid."
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WHERE'S THE LASER!
ASK THE POLICE.
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