It's Will Eisner spinning is his goddamn grave. You know that guy you know that would seriously have sex with anyone or anything at anytime? He like got all pumped when he brought home this upright wildebeest "Dude, she's still got a vag." Well, if The Spirit were a woman he would totally punch that bitch right in the fucking forehead and be like "Get the fuck away from my goddamn cock and balls you filthy diseased crawling thing!" This is a bag of dicks, it's that creeping fucking feeling you get when you're trying to figure out if you've got an ingrown hair or herpes, when neither option is good, and you're all "Come on please be a nasty infected, ingrown hair." DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE. Stay home and fuck your dickhole with a rusty screwdriver instead. Eva Mendes shows her bare ass in this aborted donkey of a flick and even that can't save it.
Its probably screaming about getting ass raped for 8 bucks. Fuck you Frank Miller.
...well, at least this means that Frank Miller will never be allowed to do Dark Knight Returns, right?
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